Walking Hormones

I'm 14 years old and it's Spring Break. No offense to my friends but their dramatic bullshit (I hope they don't read this.) is so boring. What I'm trying to say is that I have no life and I don't really want to hang out with my friends. I mean when they asked me to go with them to the mall, I was begging my dad not to let me go. Yeah, that's how annoying their trials and tribulations are. Ah, the joys of high school. Note the sarcasm. And you'd think I would be the dramatic one considering I'm the freshman, they're older than me! Seriously wow. Well anyways, back to the point, because I wanted my break to be dramatic stress free, I haven't gone anywhere with my friends or did anything. Hell, the last time I saw them was last Friday. I know this is really mean to say but I'm practically jumping up and down yelling yippee at the top of my lungs. I really don't enjoy large intakes of drama. It's ironic since drama is a drug. I guess I'm one of those people who aren't addicted to it. I like it but seriously, at school it's enough. Okay I'm rambling so moving on.

My boredom totally got to me so I read this story on fictionpress.com called Fire And Ice. In one of the chapters, the characters called guys walking hormones. I thought it was insanely funny and the scary part was (dun dun dun) wait for it, wait for it...it's so fucking true!!! Excuse my German (I know that it's suppose to be French. I like being different. Sue me, actually don't!). I was out with my dramatic friends, and a specific person, who shall not be named, was totally checking out every female. When I mean check out, I don't mean he was just looking at her. No, I meant he was rating each girl head to toe. Not overall, each part. The good, the bad. Yeah, all he could think about was her breast and buttocks. What the hell is with that? No respect. All he saw was her boobs and ass?? WTF? Guys are walking hormones. And if that isn't proof, I don't know what else is. If you're a guy and you're reading this, even you sensitive ones, don't try to deny it, because it's true at least part of the time. I'm not saying all the time but at least sometimes you are one.